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Ted Nugent Flies Into A Rage During CBS Interview, Threatens To ‘Fuck’ Female CBS Producer
Ted Nugent defends himself in the only batshit way he knows how — by digging a deeper hole:
CBS’ Jeff Glor asked Nugent if the Romney campaign had a problem with his NRA comments. Nugent said that the Romney campaign has expressed nothing but support for him after the outrageous remarks. “Stay on course, Ted,” the Romney campaign reportedly told Nugent. “Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing.”
So far, so good. But then Glor decided to point out that Nugent isn’t exactly known as a soft-spoken moderate. And it all goes to hell:
I’m an extremely loving, passionate man! And people who investigate me honestly — without the baggage of political correctness — ascertain the conclusion that I’m a damn nice guy! And if you can find a screening process more powerful than that, I’ll suck your fucking dick!”
After offering Glor some man-on-man action, Nugent then threatened to “fuck” a female CBS producer, turning to her and screaming “Or fuck you! How’s that sound?”
Nugent blamed his remarks on a kidney stone and apologized later. Kind of like turning into a KKK Grand Wizard because of heatstroke, amirite you guys?
KIDNEY. STONES.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidney stones are a symptom of Jesus H. Christ.
Funny… when I had kidney stones, they hurt like hell, but they didn’t make me a paranoid, racist misogynist.
Am Sexy and I Know It!!
Oh hey, here’s a dog breed I forgot to add to my list.
Look at this sexy mofo :P
Real Steele
I have never felt so old in my life.
Omfg.
omg, i actually just started crying
how the fuck does a lemur turn into a bird
Reblogging because it’s true for me… except for the foreign music thing. I like foreign music.
this
makes me
so sad
I am not a freak goddammit.
Fuck off.
You’re right. You’re not a freak, and I apologize if that’s what you take away from this. Let me clarify. I don’t hate any one. I don’t. For me, this is not a statement of bias. This is who I am. I am a white, successful, heterosexual male. My point in posting this is, as the notes on this image indicate, my demographic gets a lot of hate whenever we decide to actually declare we’re proud to be what we are. I don’t think any of the characteristics in the list are ‘bad’ traits. Variety is the spice of life! But look at the notes on this image and then compare this to a “I’m gay and proud” or “I’m black and proud” message. It seems the only people who are not allowed to be proud of who they are are white, successful, christian, heterosexuals.
Please, Tumblr, remember that we are people just like you. Most of us aren’t the bad guys people seem to think we are. I’m proud to be a white, successful, christian, heterosexual; not because that makes me better than others (it doesn’t), but because that’s who I am. Just like you should be proud to be whatever you are.
Thank you for this. This was my point exactly. :) I am not insulting anyone. But people make us out to be bad just because we know how to work hard and get ahead in life…..
people of color, depressed people, and liberal arts majors:
they’re all freaks!!!
Yeah, OP if you don’t get how this is white/christian/heterosexual/cis/etc supremacy then… just… fuck you.
OMG
GET BENT OP
“colored”
jesus christ almighty
Yeeeeeeah. This is one of those situations where explaining it actually made the people who thought this was a good idea look like even bigger bigoted assholes.
White folks are “normal”? Hate to break it to you, but your lack of melanin makes you a mutant. And if this is a numbers thing, I think you might be outnumbered by Asians.
So…you’re normal for not trying anything outside of your race? I kind of want to be angry about this but it’s kind of just pathetic and stupid.
OP, the issue is Othering and calling anything other than what you are abnormal.
I’m cool with some white people, I’m cool with some Christians, I’m cool with some successful people, what the fuck is normal?, I am heterosexual but I’m cool with homosexuals and I’m cool with people being proud of what they are and I’m encouraging to people who aren’t.
People are pissed because you’re making anything other than you ABNORMAL! What’s wrong with being brown, yellow, black? What’s wrong with struggling or failing until you get success and what is success? What’s wrong with the rest of the sexual gamut? Why can’t I be humble or embarrassed?
You can be proud of what you are WITHOUT making other people feel like shit for not being like you. Homosexuals, people of color, creatives and whatever are stigmatized and do feel alone which is why they announce they’re of themselves because fuck the world for making them feel like shit.
A client was particularly anxious about receiving a video file before the end of the day.
Client: I need another ETA on the upload.
Me: It says there is half an hour left to encode the video, then I’m guessing 10-15 minutes to upload.
Client: Okay, thanks.
Me: Do you need it for a screening tonight or something?
Client: No, we need to Fedex it to someone who doesn’t understand the internet.
jesus
This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.
WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD
I AM ALWAYS REBLOGGING THIS
IT JUST GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME
Oh sweet Jesus. This is just. Oh dear god ewewew
I just spit water all over my blanket. Oh my.
What? I don’t get it.
OH MY FUCKING GODLSKFJSLKFJSLFKJ
NO…..
nope, don’t get iOH GOSH
sweet
OH FUCK I JUST GOT IT
HA
Advertising at it’s finest. This made me laugh like Jimmy Carr.
Took me an embarrassing length of time to get this.
Stan’s comment is almost as amusing.
Chestnuts!
This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Minnesota’s Republican-led House of Representatives decided last night to follow up the controversial decision to allow anti-gay “nu-metal minister” Bradlee Dean’s to recite Friday’s opening prayer with a vote in favor of putting a constitutional same-sex marriage ban on the state’s 2012 ballot.
A concerned constituent named Stephanie decided to e-mail her state representative, Tony Cornish (R-Good Thunder), using a form letter found on the Human Rights Campaign website. She promptly received a rather blunt response: “Give it a rest!!!!!!!!!!”
Taken aback, Stephanie took to Tumblr to write: “Correct me if I’m wrong, but this isn’t how my state representative is supposed to respond to his constituents about key issues, correct?”
Apparently Stephanie is not alone: Several others are reporting similar curt retorts from Cornish. “Emailed Rep. Tony Cornish via @HRC expressing disappointment,” tweeted Sommer Berg. “Response: ‘Cool off & try writing a sane letter.’ Nice.”
[shesarejector / minnpost / thanks shannon!]
Horrible, but LMAO.
This was our favourite Martha Beck concept. She talked about this rando study from the 1980s about rats and opiates, in which a researcher wondered if lab rats kept tappin’ the ol’ morphine button because their lives as lab rats sucked so hard.
So he built half of his lab rats this rat-paradise he dubbed “Rat Park,” which was 200 square feet of rat-oriented delights and better food and rat porn and everything a rat could want.
And THOSE rats didn’t really give a shit about the opiate button, even the ones who were already hooked on it from before.
(Take this with a huge grain of salt, obvi., I don’t know if it’s ever been duplicated.)
But, obviously, Martha is all “so, you know, maybe you should figure out what YOUR Rat Park would look like, and fill your life accordingly, so you don’t do stupid self-destructive shit all the time. Maybe your Rat Park includes having coffee with your best friend twice a week, a nicer couch, and eating more fruit. Whatevs.”
So, you know, for the next EVER, periodically my bestie and I would turn to each other and be all, “oh, God, this pasta is sooooo Rat Park for me right now.”
Give it a shot! Better living through pop psychology!
Humorous Juxtaposition of the Day: Seriously though — free Ai Weiwei.
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