Posts tagged: what?
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
i guess this trip was really
the cream of the crop
CARLOS…..
“dale, we need you to animate some fish jizz”
“are you kidding me”
Say What Now of the Day: The city of Lincoln, Nebraska, is debating a proposal that would protect the LGBT community from discrimination in housing, employment, and public accommodations, and one local resident just couldn’t miss the opportunity to rant. Jane Skrovota wins Worst in Show for her hate-filled testimony vitriol in public hearings this week.
The lowlights have been helpfully transcribed (but be sure to watch the video; the horrified guy behind crazy lady is a riot):
- “P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicide…”
- “A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”
- “Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”
- “Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”
- “Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”
- “Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”
Bigotry and ignorance on parade.
That is a completely crazy person and needs meds, stat.
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE!
Where is the proof for anything this insane woman said?
Richard Mourdock, fresh off of defeating Dick Lugar in the Indiana Senate primary, hit the ground running with a quote everyone is talking about this morning.
Richard Mourdock and the GOP’s idea of bipartisanship.
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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Their existence was widely reported last August, but the demand for pills made from dead human babies apparently hasn’t let up: South Korean customs officials revealed today that they have confiscated more than 17,000 of the pills from smugglers over the past nine months.
Hospitals and abortion clinics in China have continued to sell dead babies to medical companies that dry them out, grind them up, and sell them in pill form as alternative remedies to increase stamina. The dead babies are “mostly abortions or stillbirths” and are being used with the mothers’ consent.
Health authorities in Asia worry that if the powdered fetus trade continues, the capsules will find their way online, where the sick and gullible will be susceptible to super-bacteria and other harmful ingredients found in the human flesh capsules.
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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Their existence was widely reported last August, but the demand for pills made from dead human babies apparently hasn’t let up: South Korean customs officials revealed today that they have confiscated more than 17,000 of the pills from smugglers over the past nine months.
Hospitals and abortion clinics in China have continued to sell dead babies to medical companies that dry them out, grind them up, and sell them in pill form as alternative remedies to increase stamina. The dead babies are “mostly abortions or stillbirths” and are being used with the mothers’ consent.
Health authorities in Asia worry that if the powdered fetus trade continues, the capsules will find their way online, where the sick and gullible will be susceptible to super-bacteria and other harmful ingredients found in the human flesh capsules.
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The fembot will never fail to make me laugh.
Mitt Romney (via thesargebag)
what? WHAT?!?!
I only wanted to be like the other Watsons
This is the best commercial I’ve seen this year. That’s not hyperbole. There are 15 quotable lines. I think I’m going to sign up.
DollarShaveClub.com - Our Blades Are F***ing Great (by DollarShaveClub)
Via Devour
THIS SPOT IS SO GOOD IT BROKE THEIR WEBSITE.
Two things: First, this is absolutely amazing and hilarious.
Second, the description for one of their razors on the website starts off like this: “This is your new razor. And it’s also your girlfriend’s new razor. Or your boyfriend’s.”
I had to re-read the “Or your boyfriend’s” part because I thought my brain automatically filled it in. Kudos guys. Kudos.
YOUR HANDSOME-ASS GRANDFATHER ONLY HAD ONE BLADE
AND POLIO
I don’t understand how his arms are so tiny50 Most Controversial Movie Posters Of All Time
Bruce and Clark’s bromance takes a turn for the worse hehe
Troy Bolton returns to East High
