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Posts tagged: oh god

nickholmes:

Noted. 

nickholmes:

Noted. 

ananthymous:

Lovely.

leasthelpful:

Product worked well. Brain? Not so great.

leasthelpful:

Product worked well. Brain? Not so great.

blacks without soul (by arrgeejay)

This is a skit from Amazon Women on the Moon.

The Daly Show: Episode 1 “The Daly Douche” (by sheltonfilms)

motherjones:

nickturse:

CAN THIS TRULY BE?!?!

Notice the smallest display copy is reserved for “Why Abstinence Works.”

Well, this is conservative bias, which is valid and ridiculous to my liberalness. 

motherjones:

nickturse:

CAN THIS TRULY BE?!?!

Notice the smallest display copy is reserved for “Why Abstinence Works.”

Well, this is conservative bias, which is valid and ridiculous to my liberalness. 

adriofthedead:

HAHAHA

adriofthedead:

HAHAHA

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

ohnosiro:

If you buy this for your child
He will grow up to be the
strongest child

ohnosiro:

If you buy this for your child

He will grow up to be the

strongest child

weenietowne:

Whoops, spoke too soon; this is the one I want haunting your nightmares.

This made me laugh. Every time. I’m too tired for laughing.

weenietowne:

Whoops, spoke too soon; this is the one I want haunting your nightmares.

This made me laugh. Every time. I’m too tired for laughing.

mikkynga:

laughingalonewithklingon:

khatman:

maxiandapril:

In our ongoing mission to prove to the world… . or tumblr that women are accurately portrayed in comics and naturally contort themselves into pretzels on a daily basis, we present to you another one of our daily life photos. 

Here is what we normally look like when we pay our bills.

I AM CRYING.

This is my favorite thing I have seen today.

i was explaining this to my brother , yay for finding an example

adriofthedead:

effington:

God I’ve shown this picture so many times but it never gets old. And I haven’t talked about it in at least 6 months so it’s time for another round.

It’s a wooden cut out family at the beach in California somewhere and the mom and dad and sister are totally normal and examining beach objects and then, on the fringes, is the fucking horrifying brother laughing w/ boogie board in tow. So out of place. So terrifying.

I feel like having seen this in real life, I have an impossibly high bar for comedy because I know exactly how hilarious a thing can be, and this is the fucking pinacle.

oh my god

There is weird fan fiction out there — weird. They write stories and do manga cartoons of what they think you get up to behind closed doors. Some of it’s funny. Some of it’s full-on sex. Get Martin to show you some.

Benedict Cumberbatch (via raptorsahoy)

get martin to show you some

(via highly-functioning-sociopath)