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i am not sorry
But I'm not Gay!
Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
but I'm not!
IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
honestly?
THOR OR LOKI!
probably Iron Man.
SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
oh yeah..
and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
...and you said you werent gay!
Thor’s gift’s the best.
nick….
Where do you even find pink swastika socks?
there are animals called dikdiks
pronounced.. dick-dicks?
no pronounced xylophone
Audiobook of the Day: And now, to stop your Friday morning dead in its tracks: Fifty Shades Of Grey, as read aloud by the biggest name in voiceovers, Gilbert Gottfried. Brillz.
(Not Safe For Work, mommy pr0n AND Gilbert F*cking Gottfried.)
hey dude you busy tonight??
yes
ughhh when are you gonna be free
2016
#SHITTEDONTHEM
YERP
“Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.”