littleradge:

I’m on the train to London, and a family with six small kids all around the same age range got on at a stop and surrounded me. The parents are having a hard time keeping them under control, as you can imagine; there’s always one crying, one whining, two fighting and all of them needing the toilet 

I feel like, if couples want to have big families, they should imagine each new prospective child as a fully-functioning body part of an enormous rabid hybrid of, let’s say, a bull and a tiger

every time one is born it adds to the body, making this bull-tiger bigger, more chaotic and thus equally more threatening

And then from that, this hypothetical twinkly-eyed couple can imagine just how many body parts they can handle between them as they travel through the china-gazelle shop that is the world

And if they don’t think they can handle the tiger-bull if it has a lot of limbs

Then they shouldn’t have a lot of kids

Because that’s exactly what it’s like

I want to say more than ‘I concur’ but I’m currently at a loss for additional words.

BILOXI, Miss. - Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he’d get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.

heysawbones:

villainoussilver:

heysawbones:

villainoussilver:

angrywithrage:

and for five seconds i thought this was a joke

the south.

just.

the south.

excuse me let me represent

don’t hate

okay okay.

parts of the south.

the dumb south.

the south is a cool place to come hang out with your friends

we have a statue of 2pac

parts of robocop were filmed here

yep

you will enjoy our fine shopping

I’m not going to rag on the South, technically I’m in the South (Virginia is such a confused state all the time) I’m just going to say I want this kid to grow up hating sports. I want him to be the opposite of what his father wants, just because he was named ESPN.

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