vondell-swain:

bearcho:

disco—lemonade:

criminalkuntnmugshots:

Lesbians.

I agree with all but Miss Frizzle.  She is simply too awesome to devote her sexuality to either gender.  She just busted out a dildo and watched Discovery Channel documentaries and got off and then made a lesson plan.

This^^^

meh maybe I’m a party pooper but stuff like this doesn’t do it for me

it’s not a secret that Patty Bouvier is a lesbian, it’s canon

Betty DeVille is a hardcore feminist but she has a husband and loves him very much even though he looks like a deformed clown

I can’t think of Ms. Frizzle as anything but asexual

Spinelli and Francine are elementary schoolers

Meg is constantly and consistently interested in males

Buttercup is in kindergarten

(I don’t know anything about Jane, I’ve never watched Daria)

the whole “well if they have short hair, wear boy clothes, act tough, or are feminists, well then they MUST be a lesbian!!” idea needs to die a swift and painful death

it’s dumb

Vondell gets all my loves for his response. I mean, there are no tomboys in the real world who are heterosexual. Because, everywhere, if there’s a vaguely masculine or ineffeminate female, she like chicks. Always and forever.

And for your edification, Vondell, Jane had at least one boyfriend, it’s been a while since I’ve seen Daria.